Indianapolis, Indiana – Many years ago, infant massage was quite the rave. If you’ve never heard of these classes, well I don’t know where you’ve been! Even the local hospital here in the middle of corn country offered them until the instructor realized the “classroom” was not warm enough to strip these babies down and promote a pleasant experience for all. And although the “setting” wasn’t ideal, some of the techniques were well worth spending a morning around screaming babies and crying mothers. With roots in yoga, reflexology, and Indian massage, these gentle strokes for infants were designed to assist the bonding process, a sense of security, and as your infant learns to relax, longer sleeping patterns follow. So I have to wonder if Sarah Scott was adopting her own form of infant massage when she heard a loud pop from the femur of a baby she was watching. A witness provided a suspect description and partial license plate number. According to the police account, the officer responding to the area located Franco, whose vehicle and appearance matched descriptions by the witness.
But those kids got it easy compared to what happened to some students in Texas. Their senior prank could land them in prison. Brian Warshauer, 18, Ali Lilani, 17 and Taylor Ashford, 18, were a part of a larger group of students who broke into Clements High School to chain some desks to lockers as a prank.
For those of you that don’t want to see the unedited video (or if you just want a good laugh), I’ve provided a synopsis of the video below. For those of you that do, here’s a link, but please understand it shows a penis and that neither myself, nor DD, nor it’s affiliates can be held responsible for any injury, death or arousal that results from viewing said penis.Police dispatch contacted the Missouri Conservation Department, who said that if the officer did locate the alligator, to go ahead and ‘put it down.’
When a deputy responded to Dennison’s home, he found the idiot was already “very intoxicated.” Charles Dennison told the deputy that his mother took his beer and he wanted her arrested. Dennison also said that he would keep calling emergency responders if his mother was not charged for the alleged beer theft. Dennison, along with what was left of his brain cells, was appropriately charged with making false 911 calls and jailed on 0 bond. His mother mommie-dearest was not arrested. If she took the beer for herself, I imagine she probably needed it.While witnesses rushed to help pull the teens from the burning vehicle before rescue teams arrived, Pelton decided to film it. Instead of offering assistance or trying to comfort the teenagers, Pelton allegedly pulled out his cellphone and pulled a Nightcrawler. […]
Although it’s not clear how the drugs got into the boy’s system, his ex-wife alleges they got there while he was in Furlong’s custody. On Friday, Furlong argued that his ex, Rachael Bella, is a liar who will do or say anything to keep him away from his son and destroy his (*insert air quotes*) career. The judge sided with Furlong’s ex-wife and ruled that Furlong no longer be allowed with his son without strict supervision.While giving the infant a bath in the sink under running water, she accidentally turned off the cold water instead of the hot water.
He has taken on a bit of an Elvis type persona, being spotted anywhere and everywhere, and as far away as India. None of these sightings have proven to be fruitful.
Four weeks prior to the kidnapping, the dick-snippers started following the dispensary owner during his frequent trips into the desert outside of Palm Springs. The four had it in their heads that their target was driving there “to bury large amounts of cash,” according to the statement. In actuality, he was making the trips to the desert to discuss a possible investment deal.Initial reports were that the head belonged to an Armenian American in his 40s with salt and pepper hair. Investigators do not feel the head was there long as there were no signs that any animals had gotten to it before the two dogs did.